Monday, June 18, 2007
let's just say that i am incredibly disheartened doing my math booklet. i'm just gonna do some chinese and chemistry and try to feel abit smarter. argh. the thing is, i don't hate math. i actually like doing it when i actually know what i'm doing. but when i'm up to my neck in frustration, then i wish amath didn't exist. i'm fickle like that. haha.
so, just for a laugh, i decided to put up weird quotes i've heard just to show you how weird the people i mix with are. heh heh.
try to identify.
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(sombre mood)
Person A: so where do you study?
Lini: oh i just finished my first year at Melbourne uni.
Person A: oh, where is that? i haven't heard of it before.
(still perfectly straight-faced, mind you.)
Lini: (trying to contain laughter) oh the university of Melbourne. in Australia.
Person A: oh right ya ya.
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Yeni: i bet you don't know who hilary clinton is.
XX: duh. she's a singer la!
Yeni: HAHAHA. then hilary duff? the president's wife?
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A: yeni what's tangent?
B: (looks at A critically) smelly la. idiot.
Yeni: that's pungent. IDIOT.
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yeni: i know a job you can try out for!
ABC: what? how's the pay?
yeni: it's about 6bucks an hour. wanna?
ABC: what job is it?
yeni: pumping petrol for MRTs. you want? and it's not even smelly.
ABC: serious? okay la! i don't mind!
yeni: erm, you really don't get it?
ABC: HUH?
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yeni: so how was thailand?
XY: saw alot of trannys la. and gays! damn cool.
yeni: anny hit on you?
XY: ha ha. ask you smth ah. if a straight man became a transexual, so he/she/it's a, female with male needs, is he/she/it considered a lesbian?
yeni: yeah keep torturing yourself.
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XYZ: yeni, when chickens lay eggs, is it like pooping or giving birth to them?
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strange people no?
and goodness. it's almost 8am.
now i just need to get through today
so i can resume my normal sleeping habits.
yeni posted at 2:39 AM â¢
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