Saturday, May 26, 2007
Have you ever wondered..
1) Why we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
2) Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
3) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
4) Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
5) If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
6) Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
7) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
8) Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
9) Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
10) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
11)If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
12) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from ?
13) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on
14) Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
and..
Three interesting new words:
Brouhaha [brOO hA hA] (i'm not trying to be ah lian-ish, i promise) : a hubbub. an uproar. hullabaloo.
The brouhaha followed disclosures of graft at City Hall.
Misogynistic [me soj uh nee is tick] : hatred or dislike for women; prejudice against women.
Certain religions or cultures have misogynistic qualities.
Gauche [gosh] : lacking social grace, sensitivity, or acuteness ; awkward
Their exquisite manners always make me feel gauche.
cool huh.
with that,
good night sweetums.
yeni posted at 6:49 PM â¢
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