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Friday, April 13, 2007

to answer my dear rosaline,
here's another one of my special (and hopefully interesting) lists.
just so you all know, all of these are real-life experiences.
and no prizes for guessing, who did what to who.

ALRIGHT.
as you all know, i have a LARGE family. sorta.
full of wacko, colourful people. definitely.
and growing up, we did many unspeakable, unglam and (seemingly)un-yeni deeds to each other.
so, without further ado, and to provide all your faithful readers with another dose of yeni stories,
here goes:
the weirdest things siblings do to each other:
1. siblings take unglam photos of you (and post it on their blogs).
2. siblings play "kidnap" by stripping you of your pants and using that to tie you up. h a h a h a. scroll down for photos.

3. siblings(brothers esp) mercilessly play WWE with you(physically weaker sisters).
4. siblings take advantage of your innocence. eg. they tell you that you get paid $8 an hour for "pumping petrol" for the MRT trains. (and if you don't see what's wrong with that, then.. we-ll. haha.go ask someone smarter to explain.)

5. siblings break your heels and finish your toner and moisturiser and lipbalm in record time.
6. siblings gang up against you and only let you, outcasted one, join the league if you suck their big toes.
7. siblings borrow money from each other but always end up "forgetting" to return it.
8. siblings then always CLAIM that you owe them huge amounts of money, in front of your friends.
9. siblings always declare how you leave your bras and knickers around the room to your male friends.

10. siblings use zig markers to to write "i love (insert crush's name)" on the soles of your feet, so that when you obliviously get up and go for ballet class barefooted, everybody sees and laughs at you and you never ever know who the culprit is until 2 years later.

HOWEVER, they also..


11. cover up for you when you surpass your curfew.

12. lend you cash and (hopefully but rarely) forget about it soon after.
13. tell you when you look fat/weird (damn tactlessly too)

14. help catch the bugs in the room for you.
15. help lie that you're asleep or in the toilet to fend off unwanted callers.

16. teach you what google accounts, friendster accounts and blogger accounts are and keep it a secret.
17. teach you how to shave and put on make up. or you watch and learn anyhow.
18. share their clothes, shoes, makeup, accesories and possibly, undergarments with you.
19. keep you company for life. you actually, don't really have a choice.

20. got your back no matter what they, no matter how deny.

i therefore conclude.
siblings, sometimes you absolutely can't live with them, but most of the time, you just can't live them.


yeni posted at 7:12 PM • comment?