Monday, February 12, 2007
was just watching the
Victoria Secrets Fashion Show on channel 5 just now. how very depressing it is. just served to remind me what a walking ball i am. how, just HOW can they be so skinny YET still have boobs. this is truly beyond me. nv-ending legs, abs, boobs. damn. they looked so good it's obscene i tell you. times like this when you wish life was fair.
owell.
lets move on to less depressing topics.
on to make another list!
just a little helpful reminder.
yes, it's that time of the year again.
no not chinese new year, ok yes, that too.
but i'm talking abt the time of the year when the prices of flowers get jacked up, chocolates get sold out, people hold baskets of flowers and come badger you to buy their flowers. and when the rates of PDAs(public displays of affection) inflate to obscenity.
yes, that time of the year.
Valentine's Day.
just one more day.
yes.
so, list time. another one to help all the
clueless men in the world.
call me noble but i'll teach you the tricks of the trade.
benefits both parties,doesnt it?
so here goes:
what (yeni thinks)
women (secretly)
love/like
about men
(but wouldn't admit!)
1. when you compliment them on how they look. (we may act like we don't care or that it ain't a big deal, but inside we're like "ooh plus one point!"haha.)
2. how you take charge of stuff. like paying for the movie tickets or ordering at the restaurant or finding the restroom for us)
3. how you play the musical instrument (guitar, drums, piano omg)
4. how you ask us if we're tired with those concerned eyes just cos we yawned or rub our eyes
5. how you insist on sending us home on time and right to our doorsteps even if you live on the other side of the island
6. how you reassure us for the 10000000001st time that we're not fat. and make sure we don't skip our next meal. the way you say it, the matter-of-fastly tone.
7. how you look straight into our eyes, brush the hair from our face and say how you feel without hiding anything.
8. how you text us call us after a date to thank us. be it manners or whatever, it just feels good when you say it as though we were the best dates in the world.
9. how you surprise us with something just because.
10. how you grin when we do something stupid or clumsy
11. how you remember the little things we said before that even we can't remember anymore
12. how you ruffle our hair like a little girl (note: girls with hard-to-maintain hair might not like this)
13. how you know exactly what to do and where to bring us.
14. how you manoeuver us in crowded places (small of the back, clasping of our hands, encircling our waist.)
15. how you say i love you in that special way. the gaze, the touch, the kiss.
wow.
still plenty more.
but will stop here since you stupid boys have been texting me on what to get for Her.
so here are my suggestions:
(please take into consideration, her style and preferences)
1. flowers
2. chocolates (try royce, godiva, sins..)
3. musical boxes
4. toys (i don't like em', but most girls dig em', so..)
5. bracelets
6. necklaces
7. rings
8. earrings
9. wallet
10. scents (try DKNY, escada)
11. sexy knickers (topshop, la senza)
12. slippers (though some people say its bad luck to give slippers cos its a sign that you wanna chase them away or smth)
13. pencil box (roxy. paul frank.)
14. a bag (depends on what kind you're getting her)
15. a book (cecelia ahern!)
16. a jacket (gap, esprit, zara, topshop, forever 21)
17. handmade card
18. edible cakes baked by yourselves
19. lip balm (bodyshop's always a safe choice)
20. if you're up to it, a sexy bikini or lingerie. (of good quality please!)
so with all this knowledge i've painstakingly equipped you with.
go get her boys!
yeni posted at 11:15 PM â¢
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