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Friday, January 19, 2007
(modified)
1) Open doors
2) Offer to pay for her, and really mean it, UNLESS she insists more than twice.
3) Send her home (to the doorstep)
4) Offer to carry her shopping bags, NOT handbag.
5) Be 5minutes earlier and don't complain if she comes late
6) Know the correct answer to "Am i fat?" (say 'no' you dumbass, unless she's 200pounds or something. Alternatively, you can always say that she looks beautiful in your eyes, always.haha!corny right?but its tried and tested and works!)
7) Refrain from texting or picking up your calls more than thrice when on a date.
8) Have a date plan beforehand. Think fun and casual, places where you can talk to each other.
9) Look her in her eyes when talking to her. Her boobs can't talk.
10) Make her laugh.
11) When contemplating a relationship with her, it's only essential to get permission from her parents.
12) Dress well. No slippers, pink or purple.
13) Shave. Please.
14) Carry mints and cash. Oh, and plasters for in case of blisters.
15) Remember to compliment the girl. No, not for brownie points. It's compulsory. But don't lie either. Just, try your best.
16) When eating out with her, ask her what she's having and order for her. Try to do all the talking to the waiter for her if possible.
17) Equal opportunities to talk. Don't be..self-absorbed. That's just..bad.. Of course if you're at the other end of the scale, try to open up too.
18) Text her after the date to thank her, regardess of whether the date was good or bad.
19) If she has a curfew, make sure she's home by then. It's good for her, and for you too (think of the parents)
20) Make sure she's comfortable with sharing food/drinks with you before coming back with just one large Pepsi. Ask first, if not, just get two.