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Saturday, December 16, 2006

ten things
yeni thinks
guys shouldn't do

(in public or with their gfs).
they shouldn't:
1) wear pink or purple, nor slippers with jeans, nor socks with sandals, under ANY circumstances
2) carry their girlfriend's handbags like a girl.(shopping bags are okay. holding their girlfriend's handbag like shopping bags are okay too.)
3) stuff their hands into their girlfriend's back pocket AND wiggle their fingers.
4) not open the door
5) buff their nails
6) in any situation expect the girl to pay for him.also, if it's an official date, he should be ready to pay for the girl if she expects him to.
7) go on dates without a date plan
8) hit females
9) wear things that emphasize their nipples
10) not know the correct answer to "does my butt look fat in this?".

i just HAD to add this.

11) send the poor girl home if it's past 7pm. actually, just send regardless of the time, simpler. esp if she lives in ulu, deserted, rapist-infested places. (like me.haha!)



yeni posted at 11:53 PM • comment?