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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

WHY IT IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME TO BE FEMALE:
1) SHOPPING!
(it is rather peculiar to hear of shopping being a male's favourite activity ain't it?)
2) CLOTHES!
we can wear anything from skirts to tubes to dresses to halters!guys?HAHAHA!stick to jeans baby!
3) MAKEUP!
experimenting with makeup is absolutely essential to females.ok fine, not essential. BUT, it's FUN.and it's okay to wear makeup if you're female while it's GAY to wear makeup if you're male!so..erm.hawhaw.
4) ACESSORIZE!
girls. we can put on hairbands, dangly earrings, shiny bracelets and the works. so REJOICE.
5) damsel in distress.
EVIL.i know. but it works. especially if your guy is an MCP. so.. go figure.=)

too lazy to think of more. but to end, let me give you girls two cool quotes i've come across this week.

eva mendes:
"IT'S FUN TO BE A WOMAN. IT'S FUN TO FLIRT, WEAR MAKE UP AND HAVE BOOBS."
you said it girl!

not sure who:
"A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEABAG. YOU NEVER KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS, TILL YOU PUT HER IN REAL HOT WATER."

so..
it's not so bad being female afterall ain't it?
other then having to give birth.
and having to take care of your kids and work at the same time.
and having your period and mentrual cramps and PMS.
and having to be submissive to your husband, in-laws and etc.
and having to not be vain YET be attractive ENOUGH.


oh what the hell.


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